The New Boss
All the organs of the body were
having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one
in charge.
‘I should be in charge,’
said the brain,
‘Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.’
‘I should be in charge,’ said
the blood ,
‘because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.’
‘I should be in charge,’ said
the stomach ,
‘because I process food and give all of you energy.’
‘I should be in charge,’
said the legs,
‘because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.’
‘I should be in charge,’ said
the eyes,
‘Because I allow the body to
see where it goes.’
‘I should be in charge,’
said the rectum,
‘Because I’m responsible for
waste removal.’
All the other body parts
laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a
huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
The brain had a terrible
headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be
the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the
one in charge!
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